First lady of France Carla Bruni, wife of President Nicolas Sarkozy, has signed up to add a touch of class to the Cornish company’s savoury treats of bakes, pastries and spicy tortilla wraps.

The former supermodel and singer will be featured in a commercial where she’s driving down the A34 and she wants a Ploughman’s Roll and Buffet Bar–no matter what. She pulls into a convenience store at a gas station and tears the wrapper off a Bar and hogs it like there’s no tomorrow.
Check out the commercial to see what she does when a staff member approaches… or ask me
The commercial closes with the line, ‘Imagine Smearing a Cheese and Onion Slice Across Carla Bruni’s Bum’.
“Whenever Nicolas and I travel to meet foreign heads of state, I always ensure ze fridge on our official plane is stocked with at least two dozen Mexican Spicy Chicken Pasties. I eat zem cold,” said Bruni. She added: “I have to admit zat when I attended ze official banquet at Buckingham Palace I could not finish my dinner because I had spent all afternoon is ze bath with a copy of TV Quick and an enormous pile of scotch eggs.”
Meanwhile what’s this I hear about Bruni replacing Coleen McLoughlin as the ambassador for Asda? Especially since McLoughlin’s £3 million-two-year contract with the supermarket ended last month.
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