Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin and upscale specialty department store Neiman-Marcus are set to offer discounted Palinwear branded clothes–reportedly after the Presidential elections.

The collection is said to be affordable for today’s hockey mom as well as the plumbers’ ex-wives who haven’t been getting the support necessary to buy at Neiman-Marcus. And the high-end fashion stuff? No problems, there will another line of stores offering higher priced “Palinwear”.

“Of course there are plenty of women, as well as some pro-American drag queens who just want to look like Sarah,” said Neiman-Marcus spokeswoman, Ann Taylor. “The clothes that were purchased by the Republican National Committee for Governor Palin will need a home after the election.

“We’re not talking knockoffs here. We’ll be selling those in the foreign markets overseas where Sarah’s stylings have gathered a huge, though un-American, following.”

Taylor said the Palinwear outlet may just be the start of an ever-growing Palin-franchise. “We want to be the place real Americans go for all their Palin needs. Expect to see a ‘UBetcha‘ line of women’s casual, ‘Big As The 49th‘ for the plus-sized, and ‘Whoops‘, a hip outlet for coolest in unwed teen-maternity apparel.”

Oops.. or Whoops. For teen pregnancy? Gimme a break here. What happened to all the condom campaigns?

Alright, come what may, what I can’t stop wondering about is where did the $150,000 Republican expenditure on up-to-date fashion clothes really go?

Before doing any research, I was pretty sure I’d find the name of Neimus-Marcus somewhere. And I did. Ms Palin did spend $75,000 at Neiman-Marcus, $59,000 at Saks, and just about $5,000 on hair and makeup.

I’ll buy the Republicans’ argument do-you-expect-to-see-a-VP-nominee-in-an-LL-Beannie-turtleneck, but then “Sarah Palin into Palinwear After November 4th?”??  Why AFTER?  Clearly, I have no clue. Do you?

Things are hotting up… and it’s not just politics.

Interested in seeing some of Ms Palin’s expensive wardrobe? Click here [new window].

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